Pet Speaks: 10 hilarious questions answered by ever sarcastic pets!
Should I take my pet with me when I travel?
Is that even a question? Of course, you should!
How do I know if my cat loves me?
Well hooman, nice time figuring out. The game is on.
Do cats recognize their owners face?
Well no, that is why I look at you with those cute eyes. How ignorant of you to askthis question! I am hurt, human.
Who does my dog think I am?
With a face like that, you don’t give me many choices honey!
Why does my dog hate my boyfriend?
Before that, why do you love him? That too, when you have me. You disappoint me.
How do cats help humans?
Isn’t my being there enough for you? I am royal.
My dog doesn’t stop barking, what do I do?
My hooman doesn’t stop talking, what do I do?
What breed of cat is most loyal?
Why? Couldn’t find any loyalty from your own breed, human?
Do cats know their names?
Depends on what you have named me. Again, I am ROYAL!
Do cats know you love them?
What? Really? Never felt like!
Lol, kidding. Yes I know.
Saving you from the embarrassment, let me tell you. Doesn’t matter how crappy you aredoing in your life, I love you.
